Buhtt sex?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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