did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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