nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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