Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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