Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
there was a trapeze. enough said
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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