So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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