you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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