I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Do you have feelings for this penis?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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