I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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