im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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