I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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