Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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