I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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