I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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