Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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