I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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