I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
two words: eviction party
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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