I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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