Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
That accounts for only three of the penises
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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