you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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