And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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