My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Drunk is not a location!
is it fun? or sober?
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