How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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