Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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