I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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