All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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