She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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