Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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