its not stalking. its research.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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