How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Randomize
