We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
