If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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