Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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