Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I had to cum in my sink.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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