forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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