youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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