Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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