the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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