So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
God gave him joint rollers for hands
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I lost the right to judge tonight
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Randomize
