I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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