But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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