You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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