For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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