we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
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