I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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