dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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