He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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