She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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