fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i would punch a child for taco bell
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
