I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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